Cheese before sleep warning

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biggs682

Itching to get back on my bike's
Location
Northamptonshire
For some strange reason i had the urge last night for some ripe stilton cheese and a cracker or two before bed last night , despite the other half warning me of a night full of impending nightmares !

Well no nightmares just a weird dream about not letting her mum sit in our boot as there were no seat belts fitted , no idea who else was in the dream or what the dream was about , i suppose dreamimg about your mil is near enough to a nightmare for some ...

Have a good day folks
 

twentysix by twentyfive

Clinging on tightly
Location
Over the Hill
Your stilton wasn't ripe enough @biggs682
 
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biggs682

Itching to get back on my bike's
Location
Northamptonshire
Your stilton wasn't ripe enough @biggs682

i think it was because once i opened the container its stored in i had to chase it around the kitchen before i caught it !!!

[QUOTE 4633170, member: 259"]Schoolboy error. You need to offset the cheese with an equal quantity of pickled onions. Although you may have to go and sleep in the spare bedroom.[/QUOTE]

dont do pickled onions , normal onions no problem pickled onions huge problems :wacko:
 
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User33236

Guest
I can never been able to recall any of my dreams cheese or no cheese.

Oddly the only thing that gives me trouble sleeping is Horlicks!
 

nickyboy

Norven Mankey
I had a v.weird dream a couple of nights ago without imbibing any cheese product!

Half a story is worse than no story at all

Spill.....unless it involved your MiL then please keep it to yourself
 

keithmac

Guru
I can never been able to recall any of my dreams cheese or no cheese.

Oddly the only thing that gives me trouble sleeping is Horlicks!

I had Horlicks for the mfirst time in ages last nigh, going to read the lable but I'm sure it's got plenty of sugar to act as a stimulant!.

Managed to get to sleep only to have my 4 year old daughter waking up at 3am due to the bloody wind!.
 

Andy_R

Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
Location
County Durham
My blood pressure medicine gives me some....vivid...dreams. Some of the dreams leave me wanting to launch the alarm clock across the room 'cos its gone off just when things were getting interesting, other dreams have just been surreal like one of my work colleagues turning into a duck. (Don't ask, you had to be there at the time, but it was justifiable)
 
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