Cinema Code of Conduct

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Simba

Specialized Allez 24 Rider
I don't see why people MUST have food and drink to watch a movie at the cinema. I go in, sit down and watch it. Its always the same types too, either chavs or fatties.
 
The last film I saw at the cinema was Who Framed Roger Rabbit, 1988 I believe. You had a smoking section back then, very civilised.
 

zacklaws

Guru
Location
Beverley
Two good things not on it, the chucking of silver paper up into the beam of the film from the projector onto the screen and also chucking poppets at the back of peoples heads, but there again, projectors have gone, I think, and they do not sell poppets anymore and popcorn is not so heavy or aerodynamic and any other substitute is too expensive unless you buy it outside the cinema.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Another rule: check seat numbers properly, you div.
Went at weekend, me Mrs f and one sprog. We had tickets for (let's say) row C, seats 15, 16, 17. (3 together).
Couple were sat in 13 and 14. Another couple sat in 17 and 18. Both couples thought they had 'read' the seat numbers properly (numbers were only shown on one arm). So, there were only 2 spaces between couples, and three of us. I (light-heartedly) tried to resolve situation, but bothe blokes started getting uppity. Turns out couple 2 were wrong... eventually they shifted along one seat each (like it was the most difficult thing in the world to do...seats 19, 20 were free, and that was the end of the row) and the bloke harrumphed all the way through the ads.
 

threebikesmcginty

Corn Fed Hick...
Location
...on the slake
It's tiresome these days - I always end up having to tell people off for fiddling with their mobile phones, I find the lit up screens really distracting. Then there's the people behind that keep kicking the seat, they have to be told too. As a professional moany old git I haven't had a smack in the cake-hole yet but I guess it's just a matter of time.
 

Fab Foodie

hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
Location
Kirton, Devon.
It's tiresome these days - I always end up having to tell people off for fiddling with their mobile phones, I find the lit up screens really distracting. Then there's the people behind that keep kicking the seat, they have to be told too. As a professional moany old git I haven't had a smack in the cake-hole yet but I guess it's just a matter of time.

You are me AICMFP :biggrin:

I am slightly different, I'm more likely to become so incensed by others behaviour that I'd bludgeon somebody to death with an usherettes torch...
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
A colleague of mine got a black eye about 12 years ago for having dared to ask somebody behind him to stop yakking.
 
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