Cinema sex

[ayceejay]

I had sex in a cinema once but that is not my subject today.
You must have noticed that when actors simulate sex in European films it does resemble reality somewhat yet in American movies - not so much.
I watched another one recently where the guy slams the girl up against the wall and she curls her legs around him and they do it without taking any clothes off and later when they have gone to bed and presumably seen one another naked she gets up wih the sheet around her breasts and goes to the bathroom to put his shirt on.
Did this ever happen to you?

 

[ayceejay]

Maybe it was your hand under that raincoat Beano.
I can do that schtick too.

 

[Profpointy]

... and to tie in with some of the mysogeny threads, if a woman shags the hero of the film, she typically gets murdered soon after - punishment for immorality to appease the "Christian RIght" perhaps?
And in a similar vein, graphic violence, often glorifed and or sadistic is deemed normal, yet nudity as you might find in a mainstream, fairly innocent, European movie is deemed "adult" by the Americans.

 

[Glow worm]

I watched another one recently where the guy slams the girl up against the wall and she curls her legs around him and they do it without taking any clothes off and later when they have gone to bed and presumably seen one another naked she gets up wih the sheet around her breasts and goes to the bathroom to put his shirt on.
Did this ever happen to you?

I can't think of a day when it hasn't !

 

[slowmotion]

I can't think of a single cinema sex scene that was even remotely engaging or interesting. They are either quite spectacularly laughable or entirely embarrassing IMVVHO

Am I wrong?

Answers on a postcard please.

 

[Profpointy]

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I can't think of a single cinema sex scene that was even remotely engaging or interesting. They are either quite spectacularly laughable or entirely embarrassing IMVVHO

Am I wrong?

Answers on a postcard please.

Have you not seen Swedish Nymphos 3 ?

 

[slowmotion]

have you n


Have you not seen Swedish Nymphos 3 ?

Not in the cinema.....

 

[ayceejay]

Sorry wrong venue snicker on

 

[slowmotion]

I tried Googling "Swedish Nymphos 3" just now. I take research quite seriously.

I was bounced to "Cold Weather Nymphos" who both seemed to be getting goose bumps by the side of the Baltic and having no fun at all.

Has Climate Change reached Sweden?

 

[Monsieur]

I also remember the allure of the Emmanuelle films too!
Darlington cinema in the late 70s early 80s was the place to be for the men in brown macs with a steady right hand.
Not me I must stress

 

[Soup890]

[QUOTE 3087186, member: 30090"]Did you have sex with your hand by any chance?[/QUOTE]
I thought I was the only one who posted strange questions.

 

[Fnaar]

Miss Goodbody up the road used to work as an usherette in the old days. She said just the other day that she really misses getting her rack out and displaying her wares.

 

[numbnuts]

Sex I think I had it once but it was a long time ago

 

[PaulB]

I was sat next to a very friendly elderly lady one time on a flight to Los Angeles where she was going to visit her son who is a key grip (no, me neither) in Hollywood. She told me that her son's crew were filming a sex scene between Sylvester Stallone and Sharon Stone when the acting was forgotten about and they had full-on, no holds barred sex. The crew must be paid a lot as the lady was bought a first-class ticket to visit her son and she wouldn't have looked out of place at a WI meeting and seemed genuinely shocked at the news she'd received about the two film stars.

 

[stephec]

I was sat next to a very friendly elderly lady one time on a flight to Los Angeles where she was going to visit her son who is a key grip (no, me neither) in Hollywood. She told me that her son's crew were filming a sex scene between Sylvester Stallone and Sharon Stone when the acting was forgotten about and they had full-on, no holds barred sex. The crew must be paid a lot as the lady was bought a first-class ticket to visit her son and she wouldn't have looked out of place at a WI meeting and seemed genuinely shocked at the news she'd received about the two film stars.

When I read that first sentence I thought this post was going in a completely different direction.