Coin your own saying, cliche, or truism

[Jameshow]

Your a 42ct plonker!

Not my saying!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Who put 20p in the d***head?

Charming, I merely replied... 😏😆

 

[Windle]

Rummaging frantically into the saddlebag of excuses.

 

[Windle]

A parrot on the shoulder is worth a jobbie down the back.

 

[gbb]

Again, not mine but one used by a former colleague.
When faced with someone complaining to you about something, particularly at work, something you cannot change, can have no impact on, or isn't remotely your fault, he would always reply...
Its not my dad's factory...with a shrug of the shoulders.

In other words...not interested mate , why are you whining to me about it

 

[Chris S]

Red lights spell danger - unless you're a cyclist.

 

[Gwylan]

Red lights spell danger - unless you're a cyclist.

No lights are dangerous if you are a cyclist.

 

[Chris S]

You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's all beginning to stack up like turds at the Sewerage Works.

 

[Gwylan]

You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter.

There's only so much glitter you can put on a turd!
Smart people know that

 

[mistyoptic]

wasn't there a song about that?

gold'n brown

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

wasn't there a song about that?

gold'n brown

Yes, they were singing about 'Manshirons', which are units of measurement pertaining to the reflectivity/shininess of glitter.

 

[Chris S]

More repeats than BBC One.

 

[Gwylan]

He who pays the piper has more money than sense

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A rich man is both lucky and a ruthless psychopath, don’t be upset that you aren’t rich.