Coin your own saying, cliche, or truism

[Scotty55]

If enough lager you do sup, then rest assured you will throw up.

Hot water and sponge with a bit of bleach on it,
Is quite a good way to clean up vomit.

(Mrs Monk de Wally de Honk)

 

[Scotty55]

Hot water a and a sponge with a bit of bleach on it, is quite a good way to clean up vomit.

Beat me to it.

 

[Dave7]

As kids, if/when we cut or grazed ourselves we were told that "in the morning you will have a pigs foot there".
What was all that about.

 

[flake99please]

The lemon is in the fridge. Go and ask the lemon.

 

[swee'pea99]

Never put off till tomorrow what you could put off till the day after tomorrow

 

[byegad]

Using my time-machine, I can tell you that in 2030 they're saying, 'As mad as a BoJo.' for any one who constantly makes bad decisions.

 

[The Bystander]

Knowledge of Sanskrit is of little use to a man trapped in a sewer.

 

[bitsandbobs]

"It's time to wrap up the eel"

Said when I leave work.

 

[Once a Wheeler]

• Nothing free of charge is surplus to requirements.

• Youth is an illness which time will cure.

• Mend twice, replace on third breakdown.

 

[Chris S]

He who laughs last has got the slowest broadband.

 

[captain nemo1701]

I might have read this somewhere years ago, so not really mine but a good truism anyway:

The only thing we learn from history is the fact that we never actually learn anything from history.

 

[Drago]

The early bird gathers no moss.

 

[The Bystander]

The fewer the fingers the less the glove.

 

[Archie_tect]

The spanner* you need is just out of reach. [* select implement required]

 

[Juan Kog]

When breaking in new footwear my Grandad would say “ I’ll have too wear these boots 3 weeks before I can put them on”.