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ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Put some weight on. The extra blubber around the waist and lower stomach will fold on itself as you hunch down to get aero.

There... you've got yourself a kangaroo pouch.

Shed the extra flab in Spring.
That was a side effect of winter lulls during my beer drinking days. Fat insulation does work, but I wouldn't recommend it! :laugh:
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
Have you ever caught a scarf in the drive chain
Not personally, but Isadora Duncan did in 1927.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isadora_Duncan#Death

It's a tragic tale really. Whenever I see a cyclist with straps hanging dangerously near their back wheel, I rather sadly tap them on the shoulder. If it was a penis, I probably wouldn't.
 

ayceejay

Guru
Location
Rural Quebec
At last. Thanks guys.
Ever since Janice Cleverly put her back out trying to get some traction on my 'manhood' (yeah go on laugh) I have been looking for an advantage for a disadvantage. No Sympathy so far hey? Okay. I have envied the big guys for ever regardless of which shoulder they sling their cock over so I am not crowing just admiring. I was born with a willie that starts off small and at the first hint of a drop in temperature withdraws like a turtles head. As soon as things warm up though it extends to its full length (it sounds bigger in centimetres you Brexit morons) and nothing has been lost at least not on my weenie willy - as for you Brexiters that is another story.
 

Justinslow

Lovely jubbly
Location
Suffolk
Yep..... This works for me!

This fairing setup

... and yes I am wearing bib tights..... I would not entirely rely on teh fairing


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Nice helmet :rolleyes:
 

Pale Rider

Legendary Member
Mine isn't big enough to get cold. :sad:

Talk of small willies reminds me of a dirty driving instructor who was accused of getting it out for a female pupil.

Giving evidence at court, he said he could not have committed the offence because he has a 'micro-penis' which he is too embarrassed to show anyone.

Not sure how embarrassed he was by all the press reports of the case, but it does go to show a defendant will say anything to avoid conviction.
 

subaqua

What’s the point
Location
Leytonstone
I suppose saying HTFU here would be very wrong.....

I just grin and bear ( not BARE) it. Worst is when you start to warm up afterwards .
 
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