magnatom said:
Or you could place a cannister on the front of the bike that squirts a flammable liquid ahead of you which is lit as it is ejected. Thus the road would always be on fire as you pass over it keeping you nice and toasty. It would also double as a good method for clearing the road ahead of any obsticles, i.e. cars, pedestrians, small fluffy animals, elephants......
On the downside, it might shorten the mileage of your tyres are capable of.
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LMAO, shorten the mileage of tyres, you should be ridin Marathon Plus, you can stick burning matches into them and they're fine!
I just wear long sleeve gloves and a long sleeve t, as well as the usual clothing, of course.