Conductor really needed?

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rule Britannia
marmalade and jam
five Chinese crackers up your bum hole
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang

I am led to believe that some people would happily pay good money for that in London!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

And some of us have

Might as well have had it myself instead of the surgery, I admit!

 

[Andy_R]

..and if they are naughty?

huh...lightweight.....

 

[ufkacbln]

I'll see your baton round and raise you a field gun!

 

[02GF74]

my friend went t see that in Hyde park on friday because Bryan Ferry and heRed Hot Chilli Peppers were playing.

"no way will the RHCP be playing at the proms" said I but she insisted they were

Met her on Saturday and imagine my mirth and hilarity when she told me it was the Red Hot Chilli Pipers!!