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Considerably Reecher Thun Yeow Orr

Discussion in 'Commuting' started by jiggerypokery, 26 Feb 2008.

  1. jiggerypokery

    jiggerypokery Über Member

    Location:
    Solihull
    ...........step out of house, pop bike on road, cock leg over saddle to mount and...SCREECH WHUMPH...small yelp...SLAP! And this was the sequence of events as the driver of a spankingly brand new Saab soft top rear ended me enabling me to enjoy a moment of freefall before slapping the pavement with face and hands!

    Why did this happen you ask yourselves...because the cock in a Saab was on his frigging iPhone!!!!!!!!!! Sorry he said, I was on he phone and didn't see you...WHY????????????????? I asked - well it was an important call and there isn't a car kit for the iPhone!!!!!!!! So, called cops, took pictures of bike, my face and my hands, Saab, bloke, last call record on iPhone. Cops arrived, v friendly, bollocked bloke, breathalysed us both, and arrested Saab driver for something, not quite clear on that but will update when I've been to the cop shop later but I know it was more serious that using phone whilst driving.

    All that frigging money for boys toys and too tight to buy a hands free kit! Tosser.

    I'm really hope this goes to court as I'll be able to step up as my own expert witness on handsfree kits as I design Blueteef stuff for a living:evil:
     
  2. Disgruntled Goat

    Disgruntled Goat New Member

    Sorry to hear of your self-gratification artist interface incident. When will these tossers learn? I hope they throw the book at him.

    Loving the avatar btw.
     
  3. gbb

    gbb Legendary Member

    Location:
    Peterborough
    I'm with D Goat on this, and glad you're as ok as you can be ...and i like the avatar too !!!!
     
  4. OP
    OP
    jiggerypokery

    jiggerypokery Über Member

    Location:
    Solihull
    Avatar envy...;) I've never been so happy!
     
  5. magnatom

    magnatom Guest

    Nasty!! :biggrin: I hope he gets the book thrown at him! Are you injuries serious? Hope you aren't too badly hurt!

    Get yourself to a doctor and get the injuries checked out and recorded. Are you a member of the CTC, if not join now and get the free legal advice.

    There is no excuse for using a mobile phone in a car. I must admit I don't agree with the use of hands free either. When you drive a car, you should drive a car. Nothing more!.;)
     
  6. Wolf04

    Wolf04 New Member

    Location:
    Wallsend on Tyne
    Hope your OK I'm still laughing at the thread title brilliant :tongue::biggrin:
     
  7. gazzaputt

    gazzaputt New Member

    Location:
    Bexley, Kent
    I hope his SAAB was nicely damaged to. The cock.
     
  8. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    He sounds like a right dick!
     
  9. Tynan

    Tynan Veteran

    Location:
    e4
    yeah but he did stop, say sorry admitted guilt and then some and waited for the cops

    I start from the pavement after the full left and right routine
     
  10. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    what could he have been arrested for if not dangerous driving?

    I'm surprised he hung about and was so honest too.
     
  11. OP
    OP
    jiggerypokery

    jiggerypokery Über Member

    Location:
    Solihull
    He was stuck in traffic and I had the Lolipop man as a witness too so there was nowhere to go for him really.

    Been to the quack and I have sprained wrists (tho that might just be self-gratification artists cramp) and road rash on my chin and palms so I look like a right tit lol.

    Bike is ok but will sting him/insurers for a new back wheel as it's a carbon RevX and I don't fancy riding a shunted carbon wheel.
     
  12. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Did you get his number? Give him a call and ask if he wants to settle out of court for a thousand squid.

    Plus his iPhone.
     
  13. jashburnham

    jashburnham New Member

    I have an iPhone, it comes with a hands free kit - that's half the point of the thing - headphones for music with a built in mic for making calls. What a c0ck!!
     
  14. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Glad you're not badly injured, I bet he wishes he'd never heard of an iPhone let alone using one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. Tynan

    Tynan Veteran

    Location:
    e4
    get the bike checked at the shop, hard to see if the frame is bent init?