Consultation - Penalty Charge Notices

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Ming the Merciless

There is no mercy
Location
Inside my skull
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Your drag queen name 😂
 

Drago

Legendary Member
Reading some of the proposed penalties for motoring offences, I wonder what the same peoples proposed penalties would be for other types of crime or antisocial behaviour ? eg theft, assault, dog fouling, littering, fly-tipping, etc etc ;)

Theft - chop their hands off.

Assault - stick them an "I'm and Iraqi Hijacker" T shirt and shove them in a cell with Bronson.

Dog fouling - make them eat it.

Littering - make them pick it up with their butt cheeks.

Fly tipping - tattoo "I'm a fly tipper" in their forehead.
 

PK99

Legendary Member
Location
SW19
Reading some of the proposed penalties for motoring offences, I wonder what the same peoples proposed penalties would be for other types of crime or antisocial behaviour ? eg theft, assault, dog fouling, littering, fly-tipping, etc etc ;)

and blocking pavements with Lime hire bikes
 
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