Cops question cyclist for taking folder into MacDonalds

[Accy cyclist]

Just say: "Oh thank goodness, I was looking for you, I can't seem to find the bike rack, can you tell me where it is?".

Then when they say there isn't one politely lean it against them and ask them to look after it for an hour or two!

 

[Ganymede]

Then when they say there isn't one politely lean it against them and ask them to look after it for an hour or two!

Yeah - "Oh, you're security, right? Thanks!*

 

[snorri]

Just say: "Oh thank goodness, I was looking for you, I can't seem to find the bike rack, can you tell me where it is?".

I tried that in Stirling, not the looking for you bit but the parking question, I still ended up on the street with my spending money intact. I found it quite annoying, I wasn't window shopping but had entered their shopping centre with the intention of buying a specific item. I asked them where the secure cycle parking was situated and they indicated some Sheffield Stands near the entrance which I said were not sufficiently secure for a bike with laden panniers. I asked if they could direct me to another shop in Stirling selling the required product but they showed no concern whatsoever for my dilemma and just wanted me out! The place wasn't even busy at the time, the shops looked as if they could have done with some more customers.
Never been back since.