Corrupt A Wish

[Shaun]

A simple game, you grant the previous poster's wish but corrupt it ... then make your own wish.

Example:

Wish: I wish I could fly

Reply: You can fly, but whenever you do you bark like a dog and chase birds.
I wish I had more money than Bill Gates

Reply: You have more money than Bill Gates but it is all in 1p coins.
I wish ...

You get the idea?

I wish I could play the guitar ...

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

You can play the guitar, but you can only play Bay City Rollers tunes.

I wish I was 18 again.

 

[welsh dragon]

You are 18, but you are covered in spots and cant get a girlfriend.

I wish I was as wise at the age of 21 as I am now.

 

[colly]

You are 21. Why are you doing THAT? IN PUBLIC?

I wish I had a submarine

 

[Spinney]

You have a submarine, but you have to live in it all the time (and it is not big enough to ride a bike in!).

I wish I owned a house in the Scottish Highlands.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

You have a house in the Scottish Highlands. But it's surrounded by sheep that Baaa and fart so much you can't sleep at night.

I wish I was 2 stone lighter.

 

[welsh dragon]

You do have your 15, 750 points. However, they have taken 20, 000 from you from somewhere else.

I wish I was fit enough to cycle up big inclines.

 

[colly]

You can climb like a mountain goat.
Sadly you now look like one too.

I wish I was in Australia.

 

[ayceejay]

You two are two stone lighter therefore fit enough to cycle up big inclines although you have to do it on a tandem.
I wish I was younger and rode a tandem with Cate Blanchett on the front.

 

[colly]

You are now 3 years old sitting in a child bicycle seat and your mum is Cate Blanchard

I wish I wasn't half asleep

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I wish Colly had ended his reply with a wish

 

[colly]

You have your wish.

I wish my wishes came true

 

[Shaun]

Your wishes come true, but only at 4am on the second Sunday of each month.

I wish I could fly a helicopter.

 

[welsh dragon]

You can fly a helicopter, however you cant afford to fly one.

I wish I always had a witty retort ready to blind people with

 

[colly]

You witty retorts blind people left right and centre. You also make a fortune selling white canes.

I wish I had already finished all the work I have to get through this afternoon.