Corrupt A Wish

[classic33]

You can do another 100 mile bike ride this year, you'll just have to do it in the snow.

I wish, I wish I wish I had one more.

 

[welsh dragon]

You do have one more


I wish you have one more wish

 

[Archie_tect]

You're always a day away.

I wish I'd never started this...

 

[TheDoctor]

You didn't start this. Your entire existence has been a dream, and the alarm clock is about to go off.

I wish I had a glass of Laphroaig right now.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

You've got your booze, but it's your eighteenth glass, and the nice police officer is wondering why you're driving a combine harvester across the Buckingham Palace lawn.

I wish I could get a decent price for stuff on ebay.

 

[classic33]

You can get a decent price for stuff you put on ebay. The buyer expects free next day postage thrown in.

I wish I had a Cool Breeze Prone?

 

[welsh dragon]

Okay. I give in. What the hell is that. ?

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

You have one for all of 10 minutes before it disappears. (I haven't got a scooby doo what it is either Welsh Dragon. Google wasn't much help.)

I wish I didn't have to wait so long for my new front wheel & forks to arrive.

 

[classic33]

Cool Breeze Prone.

 

[welsh dragon]

You dont have to wait, but when they arrive they are all bent.

I wish I knew what the thing above was. I couldn't find it either.

 

[welsh dragon]

Your doing this on purpose aren't you. ? Ha ha

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

You find out what the thing above was but then Classic deletes his post and you forget all about it, thus leaving you once again not knowing what it is. (It's a pretty dinky looking bike.)

I wish I was able to read so fast and read every language that I'd be able to read every book ever written within my lifetime.

 

[TheDoctor]

You can now read every piece of print inside 4 seconds flat. I'm coming to kill you at midnight.

I wish I had a toffee apple.

 

[classic33]

You have a toffe apple, But you have just been to the dentist, so can't eat it.

I wish I had a ZEM 4

 

[Archie_tect]

You'll probably get one, then what will you do?
I'd like a toffee apple too... [wistful thoughts of very happy bonfire nights on my aunty's farm as a child...]