Corrupt A Wish

[classic33]

You have a toffee apple, however you, like Rocky, have been to the dentist today.

I wish that it was tomorrow yesterday.

 

[welsh dragon]

It was tomorrow yesterday, however its a bit like groundhog day. You keep re living it over and over again.

I wish I hadn't had a look at c&d

 

[classic33]

You have looked at CAD & you are thinking you might go back.
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I wish I could fly without wings or other mechanical means

 

[welsh dragon]

You can fly however you can only go round I circles.

I wish I was more tolerant

 

[TheDoctor]

You are highly tolerant, but everyone hates you!
I wish Welsh Dragon, Crackle, Plax and I were in a Welsh pub

EDIT - classic33 can come too

 

[welsh dragon]

We are in a welsh pub, however we Dont have any money to buy a drink.

I wish it would stop raining

 

[TheDoctor]

It has stopped raining. Enjoy the snow.
I wish it wasn't so dark so early.

 

[classic33]

Its not dark so early, your vision hasn't adjusted to the light level.

I wish I could fly without mechanical means other than in circles.

 

[TheDoctor]

You can indeed fly in straight lines. Well, when I say 'fly' it's more a sort of plummet...
I wish I had a glass of wine.

 

[welsh dragon]

You can fly. However your more like an albatross. You can never land.


I wish I knew what to wish for

 

[classic33]

You know what to wish for, however you left it too late to make your wish.

I wish I had more time to make a wish.

 

[welsh dragon]

You have all the time in the world to make a wish, you just can't make up your mind what to wish for.


I on the other hand wish I had a snorkel and flippers, because of the rained

 

[Archie_tect]

You'll never get served in Lidl dressed like that...

I really wish I could eat something else... I'm hungry.

 

[classic33]

You can eat your own weight in chocolate, But you can't undo the wrappers before eating.

I wish for more.

 

[TheDoctor]

You can have more. Of nothing.
I still wish i had some wine.