Cover bands that really should exist.

[Supersuperleeds]

AC/CD

The OCD cover band of AC/DC

 

[roubaixtuesday]

The Crown Green Bowling Stones.

Well they're the right age at least.

 

[Chris S]

In the 1980s there was a band called 'Gaye Bikers On Acid'. Just for a laugh some of my mates played a gig as 'Queer Farmers On Mushrooms'.

 

[Drago]

Me and some musician chum me very closmto forming a Foo Fighters covers band.

Alas, differing schedules meant the Foo Foo Fighters never got going.

 

[Chris S]

There's a local 80's cover band called 'King Awesome'.

 

[Chris S]

Another good name for an 80's cover band would be 'Frankie Goes To The Bank'.

 

[Drago]

Black Sabbatical.

They're perpetually on a break between tours.

 

[Chromatic]

Another good name for an 80's cover band would be 'Frankie Goes To The Bank'.

Some Indians really should do Frankie Goes To Bollywood.

 

[Drago]

Dross.

A modern Bros cover band who tell it like it really was.

 

[Drago]

Ironing Maidens.

All female housewife Iron Maiden covers band.

 

[Drago]

Brush.

A Rush tribute band composed of retired street sweepers.



Status Quo Vadis.

A bunch of denim wearing roman-era historians.




The Sex Pest Pistols.

Ex Glitter Band members who were finding it difficult to get work due to their Gary association.




Tea Rex.

A tribute band made up of old school char ladies.




Saddam and the Ants.

Baghdad based 80s tribute band.

 

[Drago]

The Trolling Stones.

A bunch of annoying Internet musicians.



The Moody Poos.

A tribute band formed from a haemorrhoid support group.



The Shadowmakers.

An instrumental group of nuclear scientists.



Manfred MAN.

A 60s covers band of truck drivers.




Bony Emmerdale.

A 70s tribute band of anorexic soap fans.

 

[Chris S]

Dross.

A modern Bros cover band who tell it like it really was.

That was the name of a band formed by Jazzer and his friends when they were teenagers in 'The Archers'.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

I had an excellent one for Cliff Richard. Unfortunately, it's not printable here

I changed the text here, as I'd got it all the 'wrong way round'
I found this, it states what I was thinking about

In Bob Geldof’s autobiography, “Is that it”, Geldof tells a story about an Asian asking him if he knew the Three Creatures. He had never heard of the band. It took him a while to work out that he was being asked if he knew Cliff Richard…
He related this story to Cliff who said “they usually call me Kibbly Char”

Plus this............

Cliff Richard was in China when a fan came running up to him, shouting, "Criff! Criff! I'm ur biggest fan! Me ruv ur songs. My favourite is Ichy Sore Fanny." Cliff is a bit shocked and says that he has never sung such a song.
"Yes u have Criff. It goes Ichy sore fanny how we don't talk anymore"

 

[roubaixtuesday]

I had an excellent one for Cliff Richard. Unfortunately, it's not printable here

Spliff Richard. Always delivers a very chilled performance