Craption Competition day five point five!

[mickle]

The One-a-day Win a Copy of The Cyclorama Book Picture Caption Competition. (except for today's which comes in two parts, 5a and 5b)

Number 5b in a series. Friday 22th June.

Simple rules: Think of an hilarious caption for the image. Post it in the thread. If it makes the The Competition Master (that’s me) laugh out loud you’ll be in with a chance of winning a copy of the new Cyclorama book. One per day this week from Monday to Friday.

The competition shall be decides by you, the viewers. Likes = votes. The entry that receives the highest number of 'likes' shall be the winner. In the event that two or more entries receives the same number of 'likes' the winner shall be decided by the Competition Master General (that's me that is).

The likes will be counted a week from the date of the OP.

The decision of the Competition Master is final!

 

[tyred]

shoot, I knew I shouldn't have bought a red frame!

 

[Night Train]

Security measures fail to deter thieves.

 

[Shaun]

Steve was beginning to think that putting a cycleway through the middle of a bull-pen wasn't such a good idea after all.

 

[Scoosh]

"Playboy steals bull's bike - action photos !"

 

[Kiwiavenger]

I know i said i wanted bull horns but this is a bit too far!

 

[tyred]

That's the last time I trust the farking Sat-Nav.

 

[tyred]

Why can't Sustrans check the suitability of their cycle paths?

 

[LosingFocus]

It was becoming apparent that Paul Newman's vision for a remake of The Great Escape was having budget and storyline issues.

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Paul suddenly realised that the hedge had been covering the sign and it actually read:

Fresian's
Bike

 

[Matthew_T]

Fixie's are now getting what they deserve.

 

[Pottsy]

Paul picks Pashley for Pamploma practice.

 

[Scoosh]

"Raindrops ! ... p-l-e-a-s-e - only raindrops ..."

 

[Norm]

It soon became apparent that the agency hadn't fully understood the brief for designing Red Bull's X-Games competitive stages.

 

[benb]

I think this Cow-pagnolo is about to S-Ram me.