Craption Competition. Day Five!

[Scoosh]

The Judges consider CC's entry for the Turner Prize

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Angela Merkel's bailout plan for Greece was slowly taking shape....

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Myra was starting to wonder if they hadn't gone too far with this game of knock down ginger...but then she remembered it was Jeremy Clarkson's doorstep.

 

[Chromatic]

Brokenflipflop contemplates trading in his Audi Q7 4.2 TDI Quattro S-line whilst visiting webuyanybike.com's state of the art warehouse.

 

[Matthew_T]

The TopGear threesome now have the task of choosing which bike to road test as bicycles have now replaced the car.

 

[Chromatic]

Got any bikes for sale?

 

[Night Train]

Halford's trainee: "So, let me try another one. I fit the forks this way round and.... "

 

[Fnaar]

Is my recumbent under there, somewhere?

 

[Browser]

Eight thousand, three hundred and twenty four, eight thousand three hundred and twenty five (Nokia ring tone) "Hello,eh? Sorry mate wrong number" Now where was I? Eight thousand, three, no four, no OH BO*****S onw, two, three...........

 

[roadrash]

is this the video for the song ....there are sixty thousand bycycles in bejing

 

[martint235]

All these bikes and it's still flipping obvious which one belongs to martint235!

 

[Aperitif]

All these bikes and it's still flipping obvious which one belongs to martint235!

Why was that - were the others a bit wet?

 

[martint235]

Why was that - were the others a bit wet?

Who rattled your cage? You could at least have voted for me!

 

[Cubist]

It is a bit slack but you could fit a tensioner

 

[tyred]

No Dad, there's nothing in here I like!