Craption Competition. Day Five!

[TVC]

Boy, this cafe must really be busy.

 

[MissTillyFlop]

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So was revealed the terrible truth behind John Griffin's new world order.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

I just left two bikes together and look what happened.

 

[Dayvo]

I can't remember which one it was, but one of them has a irritating squeak coming from somewhere.

 

[Dayvo]

The researchers in the wind tunnel came to the conclusion, that when a a strong side-wind hits the peloton from the left, the bikes will lean to the right as a result.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Vernon's

'Keep The Meat Pie British'

campaign got a bit out of hand when, as part of his protest, he confiscated the entire TDF peloton.

 

[NotthatJasonKenny]

Day one of the tour de France ends badly...

 

[postman]

Are you sure this is how Bernard Matthews started?

 

[TVC]

Thanks for the inspiration Postie:

"This is cruel, I'm only buying free range bikes from now on".

 

[Crackle]

"Look! If we want to emulate the Boris bike scheme, we've got to distribute them more."

 

[Night Train]

"Look lads, I've told you before, Arch only wants the tyres and inner tubes!
You'll have to take 'em off and send the rest back."

 

[Night Train]

It was bad enough not getting Nicholas Cage but the budget cut was really going to hit the sequel to Gone In Sixty Seconds.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

We're gonna need a bigger shed.

 

[Nihal]

Now whose the genius who got those bike locating bell inventions thingys installed on every one of them

 

[Nihal]

Now where was that thing with only two wheels on it............................