Craption Competition. Day Five!

[mickle]

Still time to enter!

And still time to vote for the least unfunny caption.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Don't tell me you lost a contact lens in here!!!

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

They're all chained to yours??!!

 

[postman]

okl ok i know i have ocd but i must put this dust cap back on the bike.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Just pick one, we haven't got all day!

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

...and I bought this one cos it's just the right shade of pink...

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Imelda Marcos liked bikes too...

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

If I get one more I'll have enough clubcard points for a suitcase...

 

[NormanD]

So let me get this straight, you've come to the cycle store to buy a car?

 

[NotthatJasonKenny]

Jon didn't fully explain how the bike owning fascination can take over your life to Jason until it was too late...

 

[mickle]

Right then. I'm off to the Steiner School Olympiad bollox today so this capt.comp. will have to wait and be judged/counted on Monday.

So you can post more funny captions all weekend long! And don't forget to vote for any which make tea come out of your nostril.

 

[beanzontoast]

Ok, you've explained that stocking errors happen Brian, but I still I don't think the customer who ordered a bike worth a thousand pounds is going to accept a thousand bikes worth a pound each instead!

 

[Nihal]

"Okay people,lets get that supply of baby wipes in here and begin with the ummmmmmm...black one????"

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

"Did you say 5 minutes until those triathletes finish their swim?..."

 

[Night Train]

At Arch's dinner party no one wanted to mention the elephant in the room!