Cycle Bib tights help fast please.. contains mild reference to mens danglies.

[ScotiaLass]

Nurse scotialass is ready for you now.

Yes. Come in and take a seat...

 

[stephec]

Yes. Come in and take a seat...

Ahem, 'seat?'

 

[ScotiaLass]

Ahem, 'seat?'

Yes, a seat.
Because I am a good nurse and like to look the patient in the eye before I look him in the ey......oh wait...

 

[stephec]

Speaking of seats, I'm frying some rump steak for my tea right now.

 

[stephec]

Yes, a seat.
Because I am a good nurse and like to look the patient in the eye before I look him in the ey......oh wait...

That reminds me of a film I once saw.

 

[ScotiaLass]

That reminds me of a film I once saw.

 

[stephec]

I didn't want to watch it really, but all the big boys made me.

 

[ScotiaLass]

I didn't want to watch it really, but all the big boys made me.

Hmmm, big boys you say....

 

[stephec]

Hmmm, big boys you say....

Ah now your interested all of a sudden.

 

[stephec]

it was very educational.

 

[stephec]

Now this isn't really helping @SteCenturion is it?

Mind you he's not posted a picture for us to comment on yet.

 

[ScotiaLass]

Ah now your interested all of a sudden.

Duh!!!

 

[Ciar]

I normally wear cycling shorts and the padding protects the Harris nothing else, as for bibs pass never owned any, on to tights mine are from the waist to the ankle with zips and work perfectly socks over or under... As for the tatties issue ;-)

 

[SteCenturion]

So you want to see a picture of an unsightly lump in Ste's tights?

I hope there's a spoiler alert if he shows that as I haven't had my tea yet.

That unsightly lump in my tights would be my belly like an uncut Warb'ies loaf stephec.

 

[SteCenturion]

It will probably be a very small photo

"You'll just feel a little prick", said the Anaesthetist to the Bishop.