@SteCenturion your waggle is best situated facing north, or at least starting off facing upwards, and the twins should be tucked upwards. The pad wont cover it I'm afraid, so you'll be drawing admiring glances like the rest of us. The shorts need to be snug to prevent a saddle/testicular interface, as I found to my cost on a long ride when I failed to hitch and keep things snug. Sitting down after a climb was an experience I don't want to repeat, and led to a long uncomfortable discussion about the use of the word scrotum in polite company.
