Cycle shorts and.......erm......bits 'n pieces.

[MikeG]

Why can't the pad extend a little further up the front? Why can't I walk into a cafe without carrying my helmet nonchalantly in a very strategic manner?

Mike

 

[oldfatfool]

Worst I think I have a big willy thread ever.

 

[MikeG]

No, no. I'm being serious. Big, small or average, I don't want to see other people's, any more than I want other people to see mine, with only a thin bit of lycra stretched over it.

 

[PpPete]

Get over it - at least 50% of the population have one.

 

[MikeG]

But at least 0.001% of the population have it on display..........

 

[IDMark2]

I just tell people there's no pockets in my jersey and I have to keep my banana somewhere...

 

[MikeG]

I just tell people it's cold........

 

[vickster]

Erm try to position it differently somehow?!

 

[Cuchilo]

Erm try to position it differently somehow?!

It can only go left , right or up . Up isn't recommend .

 

[Peteaud]

Been posted a million times, but worth it again.

DONT WEAR RED

 

[welsh dragon]

Been posted a million times, but worth it again.

DONT WEAR RED

 

[vickster]

It can only go left , right or up . Up isn't recommend .

Perhaps invest in the puppetry of the p***s book, good for a laugh and a wtf anyhow

 

[Cuchilo]

Perhaps invest in the puppetry of the p***s book, good for a laugh and a wtf anyhow

I think the op wants to hide it not dress it up

 

[Peteaud]

Where is @Fnaar

 

[buggi]

try testicle tucking