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[summerdays]

But what if he's normal.... we have a few (ok still not many) of those on here.... wouldn't it be easier to describe his bike ... or simpler - steal it ... and wait to see who posts in the stolen section. You could then find it conveniently dumped in your garden and helpfully return it.

 

[Moonlight]

I think he rides just a standard roadie... I'd say he's 30-45. Erm... he goes for a ride every Sunday morning.

 

[summerdays]

On what?

 

[Moonlight]

White and blue I think, Arch.

 

[Moonlight]

I really can't remember what bike it is... I feel like I'm not being very useful.

 

[Speicher]

You could start a new thread asking

Did you return from this morning's bike ride at (whatever time it was)?

Or shall we just have fun trying to guess who it is. Of course, it would help if we knew your approx location.

 

[montage]

Ambush him with a permanant marker pen, then see
1. who has pictures of cocks drawns all over their face in the "show yourself" thread in the photos section
2. who orders a new CC jersey

 

[summerdays]

I really can't remember what bike it is... I feel like I'm not being very useful.

OK ... go to the steal option... then you will be able to describe it perfectly.

 

[Moonlight]

Haha, some great ideas guys and girls .

We live on the London side of Kent.

Guessing is fun .

 

[Speicher]

I think he rides just a standard roadie... I'd say he's 30-45. Erm... he goes for a ride every Sunday morning.

Well, that really narrows down the field, doesn't it?

 

[TheDoctor]

Well, so far we've eliminated Arch, Waffles, Landslide and Longers.
The net is tightening...

 

[montage]

Just after he has got in from a ride:

1.poo in a paper bag
2. set paper bag on fire
3. place on his doorstep and knock the door
4. watch him open the door and stamp the flames out.
5. See who asks for new SPD cleats in the classifieds section

 

[Will1985]

If I knew where Moonlight lived, I might know....

Feel free to PM!

 

[summerdays]

Well, so far we've eliminated Arch, Waffles, Landslide and Longers.
The net is tightening...

No we have eliminated more than that... me and all the other females, and everyone who doesn't live in the centre of the universe (well according to those that think they do).... but we don't seem to have a convenient list of CC men living in Kent that we could go down and cross off all those who were either long in the tooth or wet behind the ears.

We are stuck ... what next?

 

[Moonlight]

It's probably one of you and we don't even realise... like some sort of spy-thriller film.