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Meanwhile, across the tracks in the down at heel part of town, Sam Shovel sat contemplating the drifts of dust, highlighted by weak sunlight, covering his desk. Business had been slow since opening his detective agency three months ago. He was beginning to think it had all been a terrible mistake. The door creaked open and standing there was the kind of dame who could pop the top off your bottle of Tango at fifty yards. Shovel knew this firecracker was dangerous, she could explode any moment, Shovel sensed trouble.
"They call me Italian Pat," she rasped in the sort of Glasgow accent that could strip paint. She removed the Peppa Pig helmet and ankle clips as she strutted through the door.
"Hey handsome, wipe that pie juice from yer chin and I'll tell you a story," purred Pat.
"They call me Italian Pat," she rasped in the sort of Glasgow accent that could strip paint. She removed the Peppa Pig helmet and ankle clips as she strutted through the door.
"Hey handsome, wipe that pie juice from yer chin and I'll tell you a story," purred Pat.