Cycling One liners

[Crankarm]

Ha, you pay road tax!

 

[Crankarm]

When I was struggling to clip out at a set of traffic lights, a guy pulled up alongside me and said "Have you ever fell off that thing?" Two seconds later I was lying in the grass verge.

I would have replied "No, why? Don't get too close or you might knock me off."

 

[Globalti]

Comments like these usually come from idiots who are in the company of their idiot pals or idiot girlfriends; it makes them feel big.