Cycling sayings

[400bhp]

If you want to run with the wolves, you need to learn how to p*ss on the trot

Whoaaa, steady on that's a bit unfair. Laura is a national treasure having won so many Olympic golds.

 

[Drago]

If before riding, beer you sup,
Then rest assured you will throw up.

 

[cosmicbike]

Oi! More space wouldn't hurt you twat....

 

[MichaelW2]

A descent is the price you pay for a good climb.
Pedal in circles.
I'm not lost. I am temporily misplaced.

 

[Drago]

An old damp cloth,
With a dab of bleach on it,
Is quite a good way,
To clean off vomit (after a hard training ride)

 

[Drago]

Don't you dare jumps,
Those lights turned red,
Or you'll spend the next week,
In a Hospital bed.

 

[Drago]

When riding at night,
Don't in lay bys go stopping,
Or you may suddenly find,
You ended up dogging.

 

[Drago]

When cut up by cars,
It can be double sickening,
To be beaten to death,
By old Ronnie Pickering.

 

[Drago]

When taking a ride,
Well after dark,
Watch out for Rolf,
Hanging round the park.

 

[Drago]

When popping a wheelie,
Mind you don't fall,
And bang that big crossbar,
On your left ball.

 

[stephec]

Knock one off.

 

[Drago]

If buying a Carlton,
You'd best be quite clever,
That you don't get one owned,
By that old Savile feller.

 

[GravityFighter]

I like the Eddy Mercx one:

"Don't buy upgrades. Ride up grades."

 

[Drago]

Don't mention helmets,
On old Cyclechat,
Because the old timers,
Will call you a prat.

 

[screenman]

In my day lad.