Cycling sayings

[Milkfloat]

It's not the bike, it is the engine.

 

[screenman]

Cake.

 

[alicat]

Three grand bike, thirty bob legs.

 

[srw]

She's not pedalling at the back.

 

[robjh]

Hole!
Easy!
Stopping!
Right!
Left!
Bollards!

 

[Big T]

Dig In.

Allez, Allez!

Oil Up!

The Bonk!

 

[topcat1]

surprised no one has linked to "sh t cyclist say" on youtube

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Cafe is round the next corner.

 

[stalagmike]

Hmm hold on wait. No. I can definitely hear a clicking noise coming from somewhere....

 

[jonny jeez]

Does this come in Carbon?

 

[screenman]

On the rivet.

 

[Oldbloke]

effing headwind from all directions again....












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[screenman]

Don't take it out in the rain, it will dissolve.

 

[Pale Rider]

Burning matches.

 

[Tim Hall]

She's not pedalling at the back.

I was away with the Tandem Club to watch Le Tour when it visited Yorkshire. One of my Tandem friends is plain speaking (she's from Lincolnshire after all):
"If I had a pound for every time someone said 'she's not pedalling at the back', I wouldn't have to fooking pedal."