Cyclist has freak accident

[johnnyb47]

Hi.
A colleague from work pointed a news story of a truly appalling accident a cyclist had the other day somewhere in Essex. I didn't believe her, and after a quick Google I found a few news articles about it. Apparently the guy was negotiating a bad pot hole, when he somehow got into some difficulty and ended up wedging his testicles into his back side. I can't imagine what sort pain he suffered but I can imagine it wasn't nice.

 

[johnnyb47]

opppps.Ive read it properly again and as you say it's does look like a " wind up"

 

[DaveReading]

As soon as I saw it, I thought "b*ll*cks".

 

[Slick]

Hallelujah, I hate it when my testicles get wedged up my backside.

 

[Drago]

Whoever printed that load of balls should pack their bag and get the sack for dangling such a nuts story at us.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

Hallelujah, I hate it when my testicles get wedged up my backside.

So do I. And not to mention that TWANG noise they make when the doctor releases them and they snap back.

 

[User6179]

opppps.Ive read it properly again and as you say it's does look like a " wind up"

Are you sure ?
It sounds plausible to me.
I always carry these in my bag just in case.

 

[Drago]

I've painted the word "SWAG" on mine so as I walk up the road with them over my shoulder I look like a burglar.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Buster Gonad yet.

 

[ColinJ]

Why bother with fake testicular trauma when you can read about the real (self-inflicted) thing ... ?

Spoiler: Warning - not for the squeamish!

Scrotum Self-Repair!

 

[Slick]

Why bother with fake testicular trauma when you can read about the real (self-inflicted) thing ... ?

Spoiler: Warning - not for the squeamish!

Scrotum Self-Repair!

Yeah, pretty horrific. Part of the training that I deliver at work cover the distinct possibility of de-gloving the crown jewels should a fall occur whilst wearing an ill fitting body harness. Photos are included.

 

[ColinJ]

Yeah, pretty horrific. Part of the training that I deliver at work cover the distinct possibility of de-gloving the crown jewels should a fall occur whilst wearing an ill fitting body harness. Photos are included.

Oh, ugh - even the description 'de-gloving' makes me feel queasy!

I'm not very adventurous so I am unlikely to do anything involving a body harness but if I ever DO then I will be very careful where the straps go!

 

[Slick]

I just shut my eyes when it appears on the screen.

 

[jefmcg]

Hi.
A colleague from work pointed a news story of a truly appalling accident a cyclist had the other day somewhere in Essex. I didn't believe her, and after a quick Google I found a few news articles about it. Apparently the guy was negotiating a bad pot hole, when he somehow got into some difficulty and ended up wedging his testicles into his back side. I can't imagine what sort pain he suffered but I can imagine it wasn't nice.

Right, so a women went up to a male colleague who cyclies and regaled him with fictional stories about male genital mutilation in a cycle accident.

Reverse the genders in that scenario, and it's likely that HR would get involved*.

That is seriously creepy behaviour. You should let her know it is not welcome

Also flabbergasted that an adult male thinks his testes could be shoved up his arse in a cycle accident with no on-going trauma. Learn a little more about your body!

*I've never reported a colleague to HR, but have had to say to one "never say the word 'titties' to me again".

 

[Drago]

I know a chap who de gloved his finger in a DIY accident. In the end the medicos removed the whole thing, including the corresponding bones him his hand.

 

[froze]

I've known a few people that had freak accidents but none as freaking as ball dislocation thing, but maybe worse injury wise. I knew a guy back in the Walkman days was riding with his connected to his side, had an accident and the Walkman badly bruised his kidney. Or the guy that had a pump in his jersey pocket had an accident and then required fusion surgery because the pump badly damaged a disk. I also knew of a guy that was wearing a cross around his neck had an accident and the cross penetrated his neck just missing the main artery by a mm, left an ugly scar on his neck.