LoL. Are you for real?
So how do you explain the fact that after all their training and testing it is drivers who are at sole fault in the overwhelming majority of cyclist injuries and deaths, not the untrained cyclists. Or how when the Australians researched it with video monitoring they found that the cyclist was cycling legally and safely in 89% of the near misses and collisions and in many of those cases the drivers were not even aware of what they had done? If training of drivers on the safety of cyclists were effective, those would not be the outcomes.
OTOH you do sound like the type of person who would stick their umbrella in cyclists spokes and give them punishment passes in a car just because you can.