Apart from women, obviously?
There is an obvious question there.Apart from women, obviously?
Do you not tie string to it before you go out?.......you stop for an urgent pee and you can't find your willy.
........you can't find your willy......
Where do you always find stuff that you've lost?
Down the back of the sofa?
I'm not going looking for his willy!Apart from women, obviously?
You keep the back of your sofa in your sock!Not sure I see the issue here, mine is generally where I left it, tucked in the right sock.....