Daft Catchphrases

[accountantpete]

Toys R Us had a jingle

There’s a magical place
We’re on our way there
With toys in their millions
All under one roof
It’s Called Toys’R’Us!

Soon after bedtime
When dark nightime falls
Geoffrey and helpers stock up on the shelves
From ceiling to floor

Books, Boardgames and Bikes
Teddies, Puppets and Dolls
Bats, Spaceships and Trikes

‘There’s Millions!’ says Geoffrey
All under on roof

It’s Called Toys’R’Us! Toys’R’Us!
Toys’R’Us! Toys’R’Us!

 

[glasgowcyclist]

"Can you hear me, mother?"

 

[robjh]

Brexit means Brexit

 

[smokeysmoo]

The old Skoda catchphrase "It is a Skoda, honest" was great.

I also liked the Land Rover one,

"The Best 4 x 4 x Far"

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Special Brew - Central Heating for Tramps

 

[AndyRM]

 

[jongooligan]

Newcastle City Council Leisure Services had 'Quality in Action'

Those who worked in the dept used the more truthful but very similar 'Quality inaction'

 

[MiK1138]

Read recently that Nike's "Just Do It" was inspired by executed murderer Gary Gilmore's last words

 

[MiK1138]

Sky - believe in better (yeh, whatever)

Should be " SKY? Believe in better!"

 

[MiK1138]

Apple - "There will be another one along soon"

 

[Drago]

My old employer, about 2 decades ago had their very own slogan:

"People who care about people."

However, it was quickly dropped when several hundred officers changed their email signatures to:

"People. Who cares about people?"

Their current one is "keeping people safe from harm", but its so overused in every press report etc that its become our local equivalent of " strong and stable."

Any employer with sufficient excessive staffing capacity that they have someone with the time in their hands to come up with this tripe can very easily make an effective saving of 1 x salary by sacking the idiots.

 

[MiK1138]

...... can very easily make an effective saving of 1 x salary by sacking the idiots.

That makes for quite a good slogan DRAGCO " Sacking idiots since 2018"

 

[Spinney]

How about Tall and Beautiful for a daft catchphrase?

 

[Drago]

How about Tall and Beautiful for a daft catchphrase?

Steady on! Its perfectly descriptive

 

[Markymark]

A fun and friendly cycling forum?