Daft Catchphrases

[Joey Shabadoo]

Why do you want the army to kick donkeys ?

They have a chance of winning an ass-kicking contest?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Falkirk Tourist Board - "The best that we can do"

 

[midlife]

Kindness, Fairness, Ambition Spirit.

My employers....

 

[Oxo]

VW dropped "Das Auto" as their slogan, as they discovered it didn't actually mean "wartime atrocities, lying, fiddling emissions and killing people with air pollution" as they'd originally thought.

Not like you to sit on the fence instead of saying what you really think.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

The TUC - "We're not happy until you're not happy"

 

[mjr]

My company had a short lived tag line on our business cards.
“Excellence in everything we touch”.
Totally meaningless nonsense that gets quoted back to you by disgruntled customers.

"Nothing sucks like an Electrolux"

Now, who was it that had "Our speedy delivery makes us first and our quality makes us last"?

 

[Lullabelle]

Usually followed by me shouting...your head is the shape of a bollock!

 

[palinurus]

My company had a short lived tag line on our business cards.
“Excellence in everything we touch”.

Loads of them were doing the 'Excellence' thing a while back. Ours was 'Excellence is our Passion'.

All I could ever think about was the "First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence"

 

[palinurus]

Totally meaningless nonsense that gets quoted back to you by disgruntled customers.

Oh yes.

 

[Milzy]

One up the bum no harm done.

 

[Fonze]

For mash, get smash !

 

[Ming the Merciless]

You have to be in it to win it - what likes pigs in shoot?

 

[NorthernDave]

Everything we do is driven by you.

 

[Drago]

Everything we do is driven by you.

Now, that was a lie. I have never driven every car that Ford have ever !Ade.

 

[Beebo]

Everything we do is driven by you.

Brian May's biggest solo hit. Did he really need the money that bad?

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