Daily Mail headline generator

[Riverman]

I've just been playing around with the Daily Mail headline generator. What are the best headlines you've found it's come up with?

These two caught my eye.

ARE GYPSIES TURNING THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY GAY?


COULD THE UNEMPLOYED BURGLE BRITAIN'S SWANS?


WILL THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH HAVE SEX WITH CLIFF RICHARD?

WILL DUMBING-DOWN MAKE BRITAIN'S SWANS OBESE?

COULD FERAL CHILDREN IMPREGNATE CLIFF RICHARD?

WILL PAEDOPHILES RUIN CLIFF RICHARD?


I'm sure you guys can come up with some better ones.

http://www.qwghlm.co...toys/dailymail/

 

[Riverman]

IS RIP-OFF BRITAIN HAVING SEX WITH PENSIONERS?


COULD FERAL CHILDREN MOLEST DRIVERS?


Should probably get some sleep. lol