Dating:How do i do it??

[karlos_the_jackal]

I'm more bradley wiggins like. Well i will be when i lose a bit more weight. But i do drink like he used to.

 

[AyrshireBacon]

Oh, and go dancing. Ceroc is good - dead easy to learn, a nice, easy going scene, not a pervy pick-up one, and great for practising social skills that we all forget in relationships.

I can recommend this one (*), even if you have never danced before and don't think you have any sense of timing, still worth giving it a go. You don't really have time to say much more than "Hello" to each lady you dance with during the lesson, but do get a chance to chat before and after the lesson.

TIP: It is considered VERY rude to say no when asked to dance. You can say that you're not very good, you can say that you don't like the song that is on but will dance to the next one, but the answer should still be a YES in the end.

(*) Met my partner at Ceroc in 04/93, chatted and danced for a few months before going out in 09/93. Still together with two daughters, who do ballet, tap & modern dance.

 

[atbman]

Honesty? Nooooo!

I tried, "Bald, slightly sagging, myopic, white-bearded, Guardian-reading veg. cyclist, N/SOH, seeks stunningly beautiful, sexually voracious, highly intellig.... oh, forget it"

And it didn't work

 

[ChrisKH]

"Bald sex God seeks woman who will treat him like one. Must have GSOH. Looks unimportant. Must want to live life to the full and then some. Are you ready?"

Works every time. I'm told.

 

[karlos_the_jackal]

Well after 1 week on match.com and 4 days on guardian soulmates, i would definitely recommend them both. Even more so with the guardian. Really nice intelligent funny ladies. Now i've just got to narrow them down otherwise it will cost me a fortune in dates!!

First filter question: Do you know what campy refers to?

 

[vernon]

First filter question: Do you know what campy refers to?

Campagnolo - looks like you've found some lady cyclists ;-)

 

[Kirstie]

Campagnolo - looks like you've found some lady cyclists ;-)

Hmm, you'd only get American lady cyclists with 'campy'. If you want any European ones you'd have to ask them what 'Campag' refers to...

 

[Tollers]

... and use psychological trickery... place a banana and two oranges in your hand basket ... the 'ladies' will instantly be thinking of nookie...

Are you Derren Brown? If so, your dad taught me to swim!

 

[karlos_the_jackal]

Hmm, you'd only get American lady cyclists with 'campy'. If you want any European ones you'd have to ask them what 'Campag' refers to...

Thank you. That was close (not that there is anything wrong with americans, well....................

 

[XmisterIS]

Turn up for your first date wearing your helmet and the pre-shrunk lycra twinset that you keep for smarty-smarts.

That's what I'd do, anyway.

 

[ufkacbln]

Go to the supermarket. All women go there, everyone needs to eat. If you 'bump' into anyone nice just go back the next week, most people go to the supermarket on the same day every week.

Weren't there a couple of the supermarkets actually running singles nights?

 

[Ashtrayhead]

There is one very attractive young lady I know who is looking for the man of her dreams on sugardaddie.com

Can she make a decent cup of tea?

 

[albal]

I'm sort of a bit ahead of you in that I met and am dating a nice girl its early days & we are getting to know each other , who knows where it all goes as i'm not the bestest lover around. Good luck anyway. From my experience a lot of the pics are 'old' and therefore out of date ex members.