Definition of a keen cyclist

[Ming the Merciless]

See

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=keen cyclist

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[Cycleops]

Obviously written by a Daily Mail reader.

 

[Brandane]

By definition then, I'm definitely not a keen cyclist! I have 5 bikes in my spare bedroom, all ready for immediate use. And I don't want to see those cycle lanes in front of my house or anywhere else; I want all vehicle drivers to learn how to share the roads, stop being selfish entitled nobbers, and play nice. If they don't do that, I want to see them lose their licence, and if necessary - their liberty.

 

[dodgy]

The #keencyclist hash tag is in regular use on Twitter for the type of people who moan about cyclists then immediately follow with "don't get me wrong, I'm a keen cyclist myself". See also 'lycra clad'.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Obviously written by a Daily Mail reader.

Not at all. It’s something a Daily Mail reader might use whilst saying all cyclists should have number plates etc

 

[Edwardoka]

"As a keen cyclist myself..."

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

"As a keen cyclist myself..."

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That'll buff up

 

[Accy cyclist]

That'll buff up

I see cars in that condition selling on fleabay, classed as 'a good restoration project'.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/274892396932?hash=item4000dd1984:g:Hc4AAOSw3PFgwirD

Five and a half grand for half a ton of rust. Wow! It's a bargain(!)

 

[Accy cyclist]

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Condition:	Used: An item that has been previously used. See the seller’s listing for full details and description of ... Read more	Model:	MGA
Engine Size:	1500	Previously Registered Overseas:	Yes
Doors:	2	Manufacturer:	MG/ MGF
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Love the engine size bit. What fecking engine??!!!

 

[presta]

I see cars in that condition selling on fleabay, classed as 'a good restoration project'.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/274892396932?hash=item4000dd1984:g:Hc4AAOSw3PFgwirD

Five and a half grand for a half ton of rust. Wow! It's a bargain(!)

If the budget won't stretch to £5500, there's a nice little runabout here for £58

Wolseley 16 60 | eBay

 

[Accy cyclist]

If the budget won't stretch to £5500, there's a nice little runabout here for £58
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Wolseley 16 60 | eBay

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[presta]

Someone's bid 57 quid for it!!

That'll be because it's got no MOT, there's no telling what might be wrong with it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Has this thread been derailed to "keen motorist"?

 

[Grant Fondo]

If the budget won't stretch to £5500, there's a nice little runabout here for £58
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Wolseley 16 60 | eBay

Bit of T-Cut and that's sorted.