Did you know...

[classic33]

..That over their lifetime.
The average human will expel 32.952 litres of intestinal gas?
Enough to foul the air in the immediate vicinity for more than eight & half days non-stop.

 

[Headgardener]

I recon I could beat that easy way I'm feeling at the moment . Good job I live on my own.



P.S. Shaun we need a farting smiley.

 

[jayonabike]

I probably do that in a couple of hours after a good vindaloo

 

[vernon]

I probably do that in a couple of hours after a good vindaloo

I can trump that....

 

[classic33]

I recon I could beat that easy way I'm feeling at the moment . Good job I live on my own.



P.S. Shaun we need a farting smiley.

 

[numbnuts]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Before my operation I could have farted for Scotland, but having not farted for over the past couple of years, I do wonder what it will be doing to my lifetime average

 

[classic33]

Before my operation I could have farted for Scotland, but having not farted for over the past couple of years, I do wonder what it will be doing to my lifetime average

I just have to ask this. Have you any idea where its being stored.
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I just have to ask this. Have you any idea where its being stored.
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

I ....... BANG!!

 

[biggs682]

I can trump that....

me too , just in 1 night

 

[Diggs]

That's as maybe but it's still no real substitute for a CO2 cartridge or a mini pump

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I just have to ask this. Have you any idea where its being stored.
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

Actually I do it into my bag, but there is no odour...... until you have to open the bag that is, but even then, the fart will have been there for so long that its potency will have been lost!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A quote from that site that I like by the way

'A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household'.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A quote from that site that I like by the way

'A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household'.

I think that will need to be my sig once I have the op.

 

[classic33]

I think that will need to be my sig once I have the op.

But you, sir, are you a gentleman!