Dirty ****ing animals....

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jeltz

Veteran
Going back to the original post its a shame that the person who was caught short wasn't carrying one of these
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This is scatagorically the last time I get involved in a thread like this..:bravo::laugh:
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
Clearly those of you who are disgusted by human poo have never had children.

Heard the one about the bloke who is coming back from the pub late one night, needs a poo and knows he's not going to make it? So he pops into someone's front garden and nips one off. Gets home feeling terribly guilty so gets a shovel and goes back to clear it up but he can't find the pile in the dark, so he goes to bed and sets his alarm for early so as to go sort it before the house owner gets up. Out the next morning and there's the owner of the house, in his garden, looking down at something and scratching his head. "Good morning", says our man, "what seems to be the problem?"

"You're not going to believe this," replies the home owner, "but last night some dirty beggar crept in here and did a poo on my tortoise!"
 

Fab Foodie

hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
Location
Kirton, Devon.
Rigid Raider said:
Clearly those of you who are disgusted by human poo have never had children.

Heard the one about the bloke who is coming back from the pub late one night, needs a poo and knows he's not going to make it? So he pops into someone's front garden and nips one off. Gets home feeling terribly guilty so gets a shovel and goes back to clear it up but he can't find the pile in the dark, so he goes to bed and sets his alarm for early so as to go sort it before the house owner gets up. Out the next morning and there's the owner of the house, in his garden, looking down at something and scratching his head. "Good morning", says our man, "what seems to be the problem?"

"You're not going to believe this," replies the home owner, "but last night some dirty beggar crept in here and did a poo on my tortoise!"

Damn, I was gonna do that joke :biggrin:
 

MacB

Lover of things that come in 3's
alecstilleyedye said:
you'd be amazed at what my three year old has left in his potty, size wise…

my middle boy was really proud the first time he used the potty, so much so that he brought it to show us.............in his hands
 

Plax

Guru
Location
Wales
Fab Foodie said:
Lisa, snapper, I read nothing in alecs posts that were directly targetted at you guys as responsible dog owners, on the contrary. However his 'irony' point has some general validity but NOT specifically to you.

+1
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
MacB said:
my middle boy was really proud the first time he used the potty, so much so that he brought it to show us.............in his hands

I SO have to tell my sister about that!:tongue:
 
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