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Dogtrousers

Kilometre nibbler
Whatever you might think, no cyclists ā€˜gives cyclists a bad name’ just as drivers don’t do likewise
It's a thread form that has a very long history on cyclechat.

1. I saw a cyclist doing a thing that I don't like (this step is entirely optional)
2. Here is a heavily embellished story about a cyclist doing the thing that I don't like. (That I may or may not have seen)
3. It's outrageous. The thing is bad. I don't like it. The cyclist in my story gives all cyclists a bad name.

It has as strong a tradition as the "I saw a cyclist and they didn't wave to me" thread.

This example even had a catchy theme tune
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/no-wonder-we-get-a-bad-name.208320/page-4#post-4501078
 
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It's a thread form that has a very long history on cyclechat.

1. I saw a cyclist doing a thing that I don't like (this step is entirely optional)
2. Here is a heavily embellished story about a cyclist doing the thing that I don't like. (That I may or may not have seen)
3. It's outrageous. The thing is bad. I don't like it. The cyclist in my story gives all cyclists a bad name.

It has as strong a tradition as the "I saw a cyclist and they didn't wave to me" thread.

This example even had a catchy theme tune
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/no-wonder-we-get-a-bad-name.208320/page-4#post-4501078

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Years ago i witnessed a couple of teenage lads riding a moped the wrong way up a cyclepath which ran through a busy town centre pedestrian zone - and they weren't wearing helmets.

None of the elderly people and mums with prams seemed to care. Some calmly stepped out of their way. No one seemed to mind. No one attacked them with a handbag, stood in their way or tried to push them off.

Because they were riding really slowly and respectfully, and we were in a Dutch town. We should be more like the Dutch. AKA respect each other more and chill the fark out about other people's actions unless and until they impact negatively on someone else. We're a nation of selfish twats and/or busybodies.
 
When in my car behind cyclists on country roads I
Not even if someone is reversing towards you? Seems entirely appropriate.

I had a large pickup reverse all over my bonnet at a set of on demand lights. He thought the lights were taking too long so backed up intending to trigger the sensor again. Unfortunately he could not back up far enough due to me being there. At pulling off my now crumpled bumper he jumped out to see what he'd done. Just as the lights changed as per the on demand cycle. They'd detected his presence it was just at the wrong time in the lights cycle to change for him quickly.

Anyway, the young lad was in a right state of panic when he saw me getting out. I really had to calm him down until his pregnant wife turned up in a car driven by his mother. They took over, mother calming him down and wife telling me they were going to accept full responsibility and have the insurance documents at their house on x street. I followed them and got the details, address and name. Insurance fixed the car in a fortnight and I had a nice car in the meantime.

However I did find out hard to use my horn what with getting into reverse and starting to move back asap to lessen damage. I think by the time I was moving and applied do the horn he was practically on top of my bonnet. It still worked as his pickup bed was not much lower down than the top of my bonnet. If I hadn't moved back a little bit and he stopped on hearing my horn he have hit the windscreen.

So as far as I'm concerned in that situation I will use the horn. Rules or no rules!
 

Ming the Merciless

There is no mercy
Location
Inside my skull
Not even if someone is reversing towards you?

The person cycling was reversing through the red light? Now it all makes sense.
 

Dogtrousers

Kilometre nibbler
I think the only time I’ve ever sounded my horn was by mistake when getting into or out of the car.
 

DRM

Guru
Location
West Yorks
Re: Disgusting excuse of a cyclist,
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