Do not kiss your mother goodbye while chomping on a mouthful of her humbugs:

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Puddles

Do I need to get the spray plaster out?
you'll leave her with minty slobber all down her cheek if you do.


You also cannot flash your mother through your new front door clear type window as she stands across the street in the dark to see what you can see from outside........












as she laughs so much she falls over your opposite neighbours front hedge and gets a thorny bottom!
 

Andrew_Culture

Internet Marketing bod
yeah but not your own mother !

I think that was what I was implying, it's no 'Suffolk Snog'.
 
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