The wife keeps 'tutting' at me as i get kitted out in my cycling gear for a ride. I wear a blue Giro Atmos helmet, a Yellow hi vis jacket, Black DHB shorts and red and white DHB shoes. Now usually i dont even bother looking in the mirror before i go out but she has got me so paranoid about the fact that my helmet does not match my shoes or my shoes dont match my bike (black and pearl white) that im constantly looking in the mirror and trying to work out if i look ok. does anyone else actually give a sh*t whether they are colour co-ordinated or is it just my wife, who to be quite frank is heading for a lengthy divorce battle. im just worried that this will go even further and ill start worrying if my bum looks big!!