do you pee in the shower?

well....'fess up!

  • yes

    Votes: 61 59.2%
  • no

    Votes: 27 26.2%
  • only when visiting my Inuit friends in their igloo

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • me? In the girls dorm at three in the morning. Pee in the shower? With my reputation!

    Votes: 7 6.8%
  • peeing in the shower! Disgraceful! Another reason for voting UKIP!

    Votes: 10 9.7%

  • Total voters
    103
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Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
So now we've had all these replies, who's first to own up to doing it in the bath? :smile:

I used too when very small. My big brother and sister soon refused to share a bath with me!! :giggle:

I made a hasty retreat. He did a wee in Pets at Home once too. I fessed up to that as it was in the aisle and it was a really big one. The assistant wasn't bothered, she said she'd rather mop up toddler wee than dog wee.

What's the difference, I mean, really?? :scratch:
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
When I was a student in Grenoble every room in the halls had a basin and a bidet behind a screen. Either students were expected to have very active sex lives or it was a nod to the practicality of the bidet for that night-time tinkle.

I pee on the lawn every morning and very nice it looks too; the nitrates are doing it good. And yes, the shower as well. I used to pee on the compost until I had a bad incident - I'd thrown an old bird's nest on that was hopping with bird fleas, despite Mrs Gti telling me to burn it. I started noticing small bites around my genital region and then one day I realised that every time I went for a tinkle in the compost, hungry fleas were sensing my body heat and jumping on me for some blood. Mrs Gti went absolutely mad - hopping mad in fact and made me pay to get the house sprayed for fleas.

Another peeing incident: I had a GF who was an ICU nurse and one fine day, out on a country walk, she confessed that she had often wondered what it felt like to have a willy. I strolled over to a handy large boulder, unzipped and invited her to get behind me, reach round and be my guest. She went at the job with relish and much giggling and I was just telling her that it wasn't a fire hose, when I heard a noise from behind the target boulder. Shook off and went round to investigate..... and there were a dozen Ramblers, sitting enjoying their sandwiches, all with amused expressions on their faces. Ooops!

Don't get me started on the joys of al fresco poos, that's another forum thread in waiting.

The only place where I definitely do not pee is the swimming pool - that's not nice.
 

Sara_H

Guru
[QUOTE="Mad Doug Biker, post: 3094324, member: 10208"


What's the difference, I mean, really?? :scratch:[/QUOTE]
Good point.
 

stephec

Squire
Location
Bolton
Don't get me started on the joys of al fresco poos, that's another forum thread in waiting.
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I remember when the wife was two months pregnant and we were up the top of Pavey Ark, she suddenly had an urge that couldn't be suppressed until we were back down at the car park, and so had to nip behind a rock.

The couple that we were with at the time still talk about, 'the highest toilet in England,' although I reckon someone must have done one up Scafell Pike.

I can't remember what she used for toilet roll though. :smile:
 

captain nemo1701

Space cadet. Deck 42 Main Engineering.
Location
Bristol
After we had played rugby, either for RAF Wittering or Corby Town RUFC, there was such a communal bath incident.

My mate, team mate & Sargent, Briggsy (who had previously had a minor bottom op leaving some after effects) let the worlds most enormous ertha kitt go in the crowded tub.

To be fair he tipped me off first so I was outta there but stayed to watch the expressions of the other lads as U-Boat Red October suddenly surfaced, the look of panic & flailing limbs was 'PRICELESS'.

The biggest jobbie I ever did see.

Laugh...


I nearly pee'd in the shower.
Sounds like the jobby-in-the-sea scene from Kevin & Perry Go Large^_^
 

shouldbeinbed

Rollin' along
Location
Manchester way
No I do NOT pee in the shower...




I prefer the sink.
Can you always hit the sink from the shower
 
When I was a student in Grenoble every room in the halls had a basin and a bidet behind a screen. Either students were expected to have very active sex lives or it was a nod to the practicality of the bidet for that night-time tinkle.

I pee on the lawn every morning and very nice it looks too; the nitrates are doing it good. And yes, the shower as well. I used to pee on the compost until I had a bad incident - I'd thrown an old bird's nest on that was hopping with bird fleas, despite Mrs Gti telling me to burn it. I started noticing small bites around my genital region and then one day I realised that every time I went for a tinkle in the compost, hungry fleas were sensing my body heat and jumping on me for some blood. Mrs Gti went absolutely mad - hopping mad in fact and made me pay to get the house sprayed for fleas.

Another peeing incident: I had a GF who was an ICU nurse and one fine day, out on a country walk, she confessed that she had often wondered what it felt like to have a willy. I strolled over to a handy large boulder, unzipped and invited her to get behind me, reach round and be my guest. She went at the job with relish and much giggling and I was just telling her that it wasn't a fire hose, when I heard a noise from behind the target boulder. Shook off and went round to investigate..... and there were a dozen Ramblers, sitting enjoying their sandwiches, all with amused expressions on their faces. Ooops!

Don't get me started on the joys of al fresco poos, that's another forum thread in waiting.

The only place where I definitely do not pee is the swimming pool - that's not nice.

I remember being at the swimming pool having a sly pee, when suddenly the attendant blew his whistle REALLY loud , talk about make me jump .. i very nearly fell in...........
 
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