Do you shave your legs? If so, why?

[citybabe]

Because I'm a girl

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

See you cant win with women.

Chewbacca - too much

Stangled chicken - too little

Too muscly - you are a poser

The teddy Bear look - You are too fat and unfit.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Yes, but in a voice that implies that he too is on first name terms with Mr Dyson................

Who do you want to sing it, Pava feckin' Rotti?

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Just think about this

If you have de furred the garden

Wont the lycra stick like velcro

Imagine 100 miles of velcro rubbing

Not if you're just done it and done it smooth.

 

[Lisa21]

Who do you want to sing it, Pava feckin' Rotti?

I bet hes hairy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Not if you're just done it and done it smooth.

This thread is nothing without pictures!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I bet hes hairy.

I bet he was, yes.

So who do you want to sing it then?



For the record, it I was just the first song I thought of, I'm not a fan or anything before you get any ideas to acompany your horrific Dyson loving picture of me

 

[Lisa21]

Umm.............

Dunno really...

Jimmy Sommerville might do a good job...........

 

[Peteaud]

This thread is nothing without pictures!

 

[Lisa21]

I just went to "like" that and was asked if I was sure I wanted to!!!! Iv never been asked that before!!! Hmmm..............

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I just went to "like" that and was asked if I was sure I wanted to!!!! Iv never been asked that before!!! Hmmm..............

Shaun is wondering if we are all compus mentus here. I've had it too, so that is a sure fire sign!

 

[Lisa21]

I know im not, and im more than happy

 

[Peteaud]

Shaun is wondering if we are all compus mentus here. I've had it too, so that is a sure fire sign!

Reading this thread thinking - no

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Jimmy Sommerville might do a good job...........

 

[Lisa21]

Must be bad if even the person who started it has run away and hidden......