Does your dog/cat/whatever fart out loud?

[Crackle]

SBD. Worst is when he's under the dining table. It's a ploy. As everyone leaves, the head comes out and the tongue starts flicking towards the plates.

 

[rich p]

No but Mrs rich p does

 

[upsidedown]

<<<she

farts and runs away, tail and ears down looking behind wondering where the scary noise came from.

she's not very bright.

 

[yenrod]

 

[yenrod]

Oh blimey-Millie does some wonderful ones-so loud and stinky even she leaves the room

My horse farts a lot too but his smell quite nice.

Hey...where are you going??.....why are you all backing away from me....

We'll be giving you 2 of these tablets twice a day oh and stop resisting whilst we put on this 'strapped coat' !

 

[rh100]

Mine does, she belches and snores aswell

 

[wafflycat]

Waffles doesn't. Both Francis & Marble have a mean line in the 'silent and deadly'

Some of mine can be quite musical. Mr WC can do some serious decibels with his.

So far, I haven't experienced hen fart, but hen bottoms are prehensile... they have a life of their own... seriously freaky.

 

[graham56]

I`ve got 2 yorkies, and although they don`t fart aloud they nearly smell as bad as the wife.

 

[Joe24]

my hamster farts abit i swear to god he can really stink sometimes
i will feed him and he will get up and come out or sometimes when i havent fed him he will come out and do a fart(sbd) which i dont know about but does slowly waft over to me
dirty little bugger

 

[02GF74]

Oh blimey-Millie does some wonderful ones-so loud and stinky even she leaves the room

My horse farts a lot too but his smell quite nice.

that is because horses don't eat meat.

if you have ever ridden through dog sit, you'd end up gagging but horse/sheep/cow shoot is nowhere near as bad. no need to ask how I know that.

 

[gavintc]

My cat does not fart. But we have his litter in the bathroom and it is awful if he decides to go for a poo while you are having a bath. Smelly cat.

 

[Jane Smart]

When I used to ride horses when I was a teenager, I would trot past some local talent and the flipping horse would fart at each trot step

Did not do much for the image

 

[Kirstie]

Mr Kirstie is a champion farter...

 

[gavintc]

Mr Kirstie is a champion farter...

I presume that is not the name of the resident dog

 

[Kirstie]

I presume that is not the name of the resident dog

No he's a human and can outdo dogs/cats/ferrets/horses on pretty much every fart parameter.