Ha ha ha...
took me back to when I was an IFA.
One of my clients was a very posh wealthy lady. I visited her home rather than have her come to the office because she wouldn't leave the dog alone.
We had been sitting at the dining table in the 'oh so excessive' conservatory for about three hours discussing her portfolio etc . The time came for signing the paperwork etc. There is always that silence when the client takes the plunge and signs the proposel forms etc. This was when 'charles' let rip under the table. It was loud, and permeated the entire conservatory....I recall the client flapping around so apologetic, trying to open windows, cursing the dog in her over exaggerated posh voice. At the time it was hilarious.
Actually that was my biggest commission sale I think.