DON'T lie to your mother

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  1. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Probably an oldie, but I've never come across it before and it made me smile:-



    Mothers Know

    Peter invited his mother for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.

    She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than met the eye.

    Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne and I are just flat mates'.

    About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?

    'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter. So he sat down and wrote :

    DEAR MOTHER,

    I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

    LOVE PETER

    Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read :

    DEAR SON,

    I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.

    LOVE MUM


    Lesson of the day,

    NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
     
  2. jig-sore

    jig-sore Formerly the anorak

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    Rugby
    thats good, i liked that one :smile:
     
  3. Mark_Robson

    Mark_Robson Senior Member

  4. buggi

    buggi Bird Saviour

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    Solihull
    brilliant
     
  5. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

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    Penarth, Wales
    That has made me laugh:biggrin:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. GM

    GM Legendary Member

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    North of the river
    I'll have to remember that one, very good!
     
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