Don't try this at home kids...

[swee'pea99]

Stumbled across on an ancient floppy while archiving old work files...God knows where I got it from or who made it, but I post it here View My Video for your edification and enlightenment...

 

[Globalti]

I don't think his head goes up the horse's bum, does it? I used to worry about night riding and getting my helmeted head stuck up a black cow's bum then suffocating. It started when I nearly hit a black and white cow one night blasting down Gorple Road with very poor lights; for a second I simply couldn't work out what was in front of me and I only just missed the damned thing.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Very forgiving/trusting horse that. But he puts his head between horse's legs methinks.

Friend of mine is worried that on cornering (like me) he'd end up with his head up a horse's ass. He worries too much