Drago's 2026 murder deathkill slaughter annihilation apocalypse chaos mayhem insanity nastiness & general meterological unpleasantness weather thread

[Ming the Merciless]

Another phallic shaped snow zone over the Highlands and islands.

Go see your GP.

 

[Drago]

Go see your GP.

Id have more chance seeing Elvis engaged in bondage with Lord Lucan while Shergar films it.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Id have more chance seeing Elvis engaged in bondage with Lord Lucan while Shergar films it.

Do they have an on-line thinsg (ours uses Patches) where you can ask them a question?

I have had more luck using that and asking questions
A few weeks ago they rang be back and asked if I could be there in 20 minutes as they had just had a cancellation!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Well, that is clear then!

 

[Drago]

Walked the cousins this morning in glorious early sunshine. An hour later it looks as if Emperor Ming is about to invade.

 

[PeteXXX]

Yesterday morning, atop Winhill the gale was gusting to 35mph with a windchill of - 1

This morning, in Hamtun, there's barely enough breeze to flap my Y-Fronts on the whirlygig.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

This morning, in Hamtun, there's barely enough breeze to flap my Y-Fronts on the whirlygig.

That will be the frozen crust. Wait till it melts

 

[fossyant]

Nice morning here in Manchester. Shock horror ! The sun is out and we've had to shut the blinds in the office. Too bright for our 'gloom' accustomed eyes.

 

[Drago]

You work in an office? I had you down as working in a salt mine or slave galley.

 

[fossyant]

You work in an office? I had you down as working in a salt mine or slave galley.

Yeh, with a hammer & chisel - hard work chipping the salt.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

That will be the frozen crust. Wait till it melts

Dragos y-front generate their own heat so there will be no problem with a frozen anything

In fact they have recently discovered an old pair he lost in Cornwall and have connected it to a generator to provide electricto us all

They are saying the power is generated but pumping water through the granite and letting the radioactivity heat it up
but we know the truth - the pipes are wrapped round Dragos lost y-fronts!!!

 

[postman]

A really nice walk to Aldi this morning.Mrs P out at pantry food thingy.I am in charge of care duties.So got him his brekkie,then got bangers,mash and peas ready for lunch.Then Aldi a cheesecake for me and Jack tomorrow,that's my old Postie mate i visit once a month.a pork pie and black pudding for my next two teas.Can't leave f i l for more than two and a bit hours on his own.I mentioned to Mrs P i was thinking of cycling before the end of the month.That was shot down in flames.She could not cope looking after him alone if i had an accident.Well f=== that for a game of soldiers.I never thought in my wildest dreams how this would turn out.Free time is like rocking horse s===.

 

[Drago]

Been digging out thr front garden wearing joggers and a muscle vest, such is the mild weather. The sight was a real treat for the local womenfolk.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Turned out dusty again.

 

[Webbo2]

Been digging out thr front garden wearing a muscle vest. Which is more commonly known as a wife beater.😱

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