Drago's now traditional Winter 2024-25 murder deathkill slaughter annihilation apocalypse chaos mayhem insanity nastiness weather thread

[Pinno718]

Not if you have a baldy coup like mine. It welds the beanie to the helmet. In summer, it smudges across the pristine dome...

 

[matticus]

Ha d heavy hailstorm about 1000hrs, now glorious sunshine.

That soaked me on my way home.
Why didn't you soak it all up b4 it got to us, you selfish oaf?!?

 

[VinSumRox]

Stunning day, if a little cool. The sort of cool that shrinks one's gonads. The biting easterly needs to abate and then I may pedal more outdoors - you know in the real world with actual tarmac and actual variations in elevation. This year has had 4 weeks wiped off it 'cos of lurgy. The sort of lurgy that makes for elastic stringy rubbery snot in a shade of browny green. The sort of lurgy that doesn't come out clean when doing snot rockets and instead strings out right across your £200 Espresso jacket and along your arm and down and it drags along on the tarmac gathering gravel and dust before it gets whipped up by your back wheel and flicked over the back of you where some of it gets through the gaps in the helmet you feel compelled to wear 'cos it's a heinous crime not to and lodges itself with the dead wasp in the back of it.

I think i'll stop there.

What did you put in your coffee this morning??

 

[VinSumRox]

Stunning day, if a little cool. The sort of cool that shrinks one's gonads. The biting easterly needs to abate and then I may pedal more outdoors - you know in the real world with actual tarmac and actual variations in elevation. This year has had 4 weeks wiped off it 'cos of lurgy. The sort of lurgy that makes for elastic stringy rubbery snot in a shade of browny green. The sort of lurgy that doesn't come out clean when doing snot rockets and instead strings out right across your £200 Espresso jacket and along your arm and down and it drags along on the tarmac gathering gravel and dust before it gets whipped up by your back wheel and flicked over the back of you where some of it gets through the gaps in the helmet you feel compelled to wear 'cos it's a heinous crime not to and lodges itself with the dead wasp in the back of it.

I think i'll stop there.

It's lovely here too 😆

 

[Pinno718]

Stunning day today. Not even any wind. (That's including the weather).

 

[Dogtrousers]

Winter, or "daft snow clickbait season" as it's known, isn't over yet.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Winter, or "daft snow clickbait season" as it's known, isn't over yet.
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Oh yes

I presume this is at the top of Ben Nevis or some such place

and not, as suggested by the "newspaper" that is featuring it, Birmingham City Centre

If Scotland ever become an independant country the ENglish newspaper will have a lot of column inches to fill up over the course of a year!!!

 

[Pinno718]

Oh yes

I presume this is at the top of Ben Nevis or some such place

and not, as suggested by the "newspaper" that is featuring it, Birmingham City Centre.

The snow would cover up the rubbish giving Birmingham a very aesthetic charm.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

The snow would cover up the rubbish giving Birmingham a very aesthetic charm.

If that happens then there will be Animal RIghts people out there protesting about the lack of shelter for the rats!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Pinno718]

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4cm?!? Is this the end?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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ON MY GOD!!!!


That's it
I'm off to buy the whole of Tesco first thing tomorrow and we can shut all the doors and lock them until the crisis is over!!!!

I mean - 4cm is getting nearly enough to the point where a 4WD might be needed
it migth even reach over the top of my slipper - and force me to use my shoes!!!

 

[Electric_Andy]

ON MY GOD!!!!


That's it
I'm off to buy the whole of Tesco

You only need to bulk buy bog roll and bottled water. Extra points for filling an open bed truck with petrol

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Pinno718]

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Doesn't bother me as we'll all be dead anyway after the 4cm of snow buries us alive.
I think I should have Christmas now before the apocalypse as it will be my last.