Pale Rider
Legendary Member
This gives me an idea - a drinking/cycling sport. Theres already cyclocross as a crossover so...
A cyclocross race in which you have to have a beer on every lap, could even be considered as a handicap race. Bigger guys with a liking for ale and probably a higher tolerance for alcohol against the weight weenies, faster at first but affected by the beer more as race wears on.
Dunno if it's really a goer, but I fully intend to start training for it.
We could call it cyclocrawl or possibly cyclospew.
Last one to throw up washes all the bikes.