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MontyVeda

a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
Now I'm really baffled... i thought the drummer was always the one with the van?
 

glasgowcyclist

Charming but somewhat feckless
like people who drive to the gym. just fecking walk there .

At a local gym it's hilarious to watch drivers circle the car park for ages in their cars, only to dump the car half on, half off a grass verge as close to the doors as possible.
FFS!
 

Shut Up Legs

Down Under Member
I took driving lessons many years ago and tried again a few years later and driving was never a pleasure. Hated it. I will never drive. It certainly wasn't a pleasure to me.
Same here, I started driving lessons about 30 years ago, but never finished them. I don't regret it for a moment.
 

Threevok

Growing old disgracefully
I don't drive and never have

I am 50 this year and still don't hold (even a provisional) driving license - despite working as a garage mechanic for a number of years

I do hold a Fork Truck license though - family trips to the seaside in the company car take an age
 

Ian H

Ancient randonneur
Reminds of the joke about the fairground manager and the company car that came with his promotion.

Edit: found it.

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Leaway2

Lycrist
An old friend of mine never had to pass a driving test, he'd been driving since the 1920s though and the test didn't come in until the mid 1930s
My Dad Too.
 

mustang1

Legendary Member
Car companies have the most oddest advertising. We have one company (rhymes with bissan) which advertises cars climbing up buildings.

Another company suggests their cars can zoom zoom everywhere (rhymes with bazda).

Another one talks of joy (BM double U).

The other day I was going past a car dealer with a n advert about driving enjoyment on its bill board while outside the dealer was chock full of traffic.if I had more time i would have taken a photo of the billboard with the traffic in the background.

As soon as I sit in the car, I just sit in traffic. I should sell my car.
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
[QUOTE 4843747, member: 259"]The main bone of contention in any amateur band is the amount of crap you have to lug about for the drummer. And the fact that they love white shoes![/QUOTE]
Maybe that's why Charlie always plays such a small drumkit, you see other drummers buried behind a mound of crap but he just sits there with a basic kit.


View: https://youtu.be/6yGFuX2KDQs
 
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